She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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