Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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