I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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