i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
