You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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