people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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