wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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