some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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