I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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