sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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