we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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