I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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