I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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