so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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