Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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