took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
this just has baby written all over it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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