Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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