I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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