Dual....:-)
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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