"it" just moved
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Drake has all the answers
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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