His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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