Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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