Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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