Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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