Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
