No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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