erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm like, not good at living.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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