Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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