I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
this just has baby written all over it
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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