Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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