is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Randomize
