bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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