no you cant smoke seaweed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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