Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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