On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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