We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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