i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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