Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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