then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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