i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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