How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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