He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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