The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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