I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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