she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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