absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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