if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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