she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I still have a little drunk in my system
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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