i would punch a child for taco bell
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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I lost the right to judge tonight
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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