You made me cry and you don't even care
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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