the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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