I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
