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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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