Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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